To Isaac (my almost 2 yr old): No, you may not have ice cream for breakfast. No, you may not stand on the edge of the bathtub, turn on the sink, and brush your teeth with my makeup brush. No, you may not drink water from the sink out of my contact case. No, you may not decorate your legs, shirt, and carpet with the black dry erase marker. No, you may not swing the kitten around by her tail.