conversations from the church pew

Sitting in church this morning:

Isaac:     "Mommy, I got a stinky"

Me:   "No, you don't"

Isaac:   "I pooted."

Me:   "No, you didn't."

Isaac: {stands up on the pew with a big ole grin} "Here it comes, Mommy!" and strains to expel gas.... 

nice..... ;)  ok..i admit...i thought it was funny....  he has such a cute little grin....and he was excited about his "talent"... LOL